Heyy, looking for some men who like to talk dirty, mlswnd me a message!

Dirty talk? Hmm... well... when I knelt down naked on my living-room carpet the other day, I noticed an apple pip under the settee.

Then, when I looked closer at the carpet, I noticed a hair and the remains of a dead insect, as trodden on from the week before.

Then, as I knelt up and looked around, I noticed just how dirty and in dire need of vacuuming/cleaning the carpet actually was.

The Welsh Dresser and other furniture in the room also needed dusting, and as I peered up at the main light shade I was disgusted at just how much filth had accumulated on it and had baked-on. So much so, it had to be taken down and washed in the kitchen sink.

But as I reached into the under-sink cupboard, to get some Mr Muscle to clean the light shade with - I noticed a brown ring that the bucket had made on the white laminate under-sink shelf. So that had to be scrubbed off with some Vim, and it was bloody hard going I can tell you.

As I stood back up and looked up at the kitchen window glass, I noticed some marks dried on the pane from previously splashed-up washing-up water. So they had to be rubbed off using Windolene and I used a stool to climb up on.

But then, peering around from that high vantage point, I noticed all the grease and fluff that had accumulated on the top of the fridge. So...

like licking your armpit like lolly pop and giving you a real marry. add me on your yahoo msg and let us start from there.mcyinkus_boye@yahoo.com am waiting